2/10/2013 9:44:00 PM Column: Who would Obama hit with drones?
Argus Hamilton Syndicated Columnist
President Obama was granted the power in a Justice Department memo Tuesday to assassinate Americans anywhere in the world with drone strikes. The memo says a president can kill Americans by drone strikes if they're leading enemy forces. Rush Limbaugh has begun broadcasting from the bunker under the Greenbriar Country Club.
Chuck Hagel's nomination for Defense Secretary was postponed when past business deals came up. He's known to have lobbied aggressively for Kazakhstan and Chevron. Three times in the last five years he was named Viking of the Month by Oil and Gas Journal.
President Obama will give his State of the Union speech in the Capitol Tuesday to the House, the Senate and the Supreme Court. Tradition rules. In case a catastrophe occurs, Beyonce will be kept outside the building in order to ensure a continuity of celebrity news.
The White House couldn't explain why the photo of President Obama skeet-shooting Friday showed him firing the shotgun with the barrel parallel to the ground. The photo was taken in the Camp David woods. He was shooting at an American citizen that he believed was the head of an al-Qaeda-affiliated organization, cleverly disguised as a rabbit.
Pakistan announced plans to build an amusement park and zoo in Abbotobad, where Osama bin Laden hid out for years from U.S. authorities. It's quite a theme park. It could be the first zoo on this planet where the seals bark commands and the helicopters arrive.
The U.S. Postal Service announced Wednesday it will end Saturday mail delivery this August despite protests by letter carriers. They already upset customers by raising the price of a stamp another penny to 49 cents last week. The extra penny's for storage.
The CBO said seven million Americans will lose their health insurance when ObamaCare kicks in. That's because it's cheaper for the company to pay the penalty than the health insurance. It's cheapest of all to sit in jail for disobeying ObamaCare and enjoy free meals, free housing, free cable, daily exercise, and the company of your peers.
Posted: Tuesday, February 12, 2013
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Anybody else think this columnist looks like a vampire?